Owning Up

I told someone at work yesterday that I am bulimic. I felt embarrassed and relief all at the same time.
I'm finally owning up to what I have and knowing its not what I am.

Happy Birthday.....To Me

28 today.

I thought I would be upset about turning 28 today, but surprising, I'm not. I look at it this way, another Birthday is better then being dead and not having birthdays.

It was a beautiful day. Weather was nice...no rain..but still nice. I had lunch with my Mama and then dinner with Papa and Lisamom. Got lots of Birthday wishes on FB and got couple of wishes via phone.

Here's to another year.

Hiro's Trick or Treat

The air was crisp. The smell of leaves intoxicating. The moon full and bright. The streets where filled with witches, fairies, monsters, goblins and of course a Hog Fan.

Mama and I took Hiro out Trick or Treating. He had a great time. His Mamaw walked him up to doors and it didn't take long for him to get the hang of it. He would say "Trick or Treat" they would give him the treat and he would say, "thank you". What a polite boy he is.

It was such a joy for me to experience this with Him. A moment in time that I want to save so I can remember it always.

Its Been Awhile...

Since I last posted a blog. Life has been speeding by like normal.

Best Friend will be moving home in a couple of weeks or less. I've very excited for her to be back.

A friend and I are now back on speaking terms.

Family is well.

I love my job! I rode on a float for Western Hat Day. I got paid for having fun. Wow, never thought I would say that.

Husband and I are getting along. Happy to be reporting that.

3

Three weeks as of today. I have not thrown up. I'm not exactly happy about this. I look in the mirror and once again hate who I see looking back at me.

Day One

At noon today I stepped into a whole new world. I looked around me and thought to myself...I can't do this. What have I gotten myself into.
I looked around me. Is really how some people will send their last days. It made me sick. I thought, here sitting in front of me is a woman. She was someones daughter, she could be someones Mother or even Grandmother. But here she sits and its me feeding her and not a family member.
Here this woman is, she lived a full life....and now she sits here and cant do anything for herself, or even talk.
What am I doing here, I asked myself again.

All those thoughts ran through my head in a matter of minutes. Then I took a deep breath and lifted the spoon to her mouth. I'm here because I'm supposed to be.

Finding My Place

With one week of school behind me, I have realized that I may have finally found my true place in the world of careers.
I'm ready to get to my unit and meet the Residents, whom I will be helping take care of.
Before even going to class, all I could think about was the money I was going to be making. Now all I can think about is that those Residents are alot more important than any pay check.

Back to Blogging

Its actually been awhile since I sat down and just rambled on. So here goes.

I start class this coming Monday. At 6:30am, I better stop for coffee. I have figured out that a friend of mine will be starting Monday also. What a great suprise that is!!

I have been completley obbsssed with FarmTown on Facebook. Good thing I'm starting work on Monday. I guess my FarmTown obbssession has to do with being unemployed.

I have to go buy scrubs tomorrow. I hope I find some that I will be happy with. Knowing me...its going to be a long day tomorrow.

I have also been doing alot more reading then usually since being jobless. I thought I could lessen the masive stack of To Be Read Books. No such luck. Instead it keeps growing. I spend alot of time on PaperBack Swap.

I havent been to the gym since I was fired. I figure I'll start going back once I start working.

On a totally different note: I'm just going to go with it. If it happens, then it happens.

Letter to Charles

Charles,

You do not know me, but I know of you and its sad that I know about how screwed over you are being by your wife.

I have some information that I think that you need to be aware of.

It is known among many that Christena has not been faithful.
On numourse occasions and with numoruse people, she has had intimate relations.
It is a fact that these are people whom she works with on a daily basis and also some are contractors that she has met in the field.

It is unfourntiate that you have to find these things out, but I feel that its only fair that you are aware.

I could list the names of those people she has been with but I feel it is not up to me to tell you, I feel she should come clean with you and give you the chance to take it all in and make a decision from that point.

Again I am sorry that this had to be brought to light by an outsider.

Obama's "Accomplishments"

Just a little list to bring you up to speed on all of OBAMA'S accomplishments to date in only six months.

This list does not include:
Health Care, Liberal Supreme Court Justice to be confirmed, Tobacco Industry heavily regulated by the FDA, Energy Legislation, Cap & Trade and Gun Control all coming sooner rather than later.



1. Offended the Queen of England

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega

4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek

5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia

6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions

7. Gave away billions to AIG, also without pre-conditions

8. Expanded the bailouts

9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian

10. Doubled our national debt

11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after the North Koreans launched an ICBM.

12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 42 CIA directors, released information on intelligence gathering. Announced major restrictions on interrogation techniques used on enemy combatant prisoners.

13. Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two other appointees withdrew after they couldn't take the heat.

14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as "dangers to the nation", groups including veterans of the military, and opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as "man made disasters.

15. Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America's greatness.

16. Told Mexicans the violence in their country was mostly caused by illegal guns from the U.S.

17. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its Department of Commerce origins and announced ACORN [the organization under massive scrutiny amid allegations of election fraud] would manage the process.

18. Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in the United States .

19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for torturing a terrorist who had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by pouring water over his face.

20. Air Force One flew over New York City for a photo op without notifying local authorities causing widespread panic.

21. Took over the American Automobile industry and handed over 50% off to the unions [because he said he owed them].

22. Continued his drive for absolute gun control activities, thumbing his nose at the 2nd Amendment.

23. Offered travel and living subsidies in the U.S. To Hamas activists displaced from the Gaza Strip.

24. Got more airtime [TV] than Oprah Winfrey and was seldom in Washington tending to the business of State.

25. Announced the closure of enemy combatants detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba but failed to address the issue of 'what' to do with the 200+ prisoners currently held there. Rumors persist that they'll be housed on U.S. Soil..
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Other than that, we're doing just fine.
Only 1360 more FRIGHTENING days to go...

In Memory

Need Job

I need a job. Not just because I need the money, but because of my health also. I have noticed that I have been putting my finger down my throat more. I sit here at home most of the day, eat tons, feel guilty, then throw-up. I was getting some control back. Now I have none.

First

First day of being jobless. I'm bored.

Went to the Doctor today. I have to go back in the morning. Something about my gall bladder. O goody.
My blood was drown and I was asked about my ED. I'm actually doing OK. Some days the monster inside takes over and wins. But more and more, I win.

Found out that my replacement started this morning. Funny, I was told that they were getting rid of my position. Come to find out they where just getting rid of me.

Hiro spent the entire weekend with me. He is an amazing little guy. I love him with my whole being and more.
We played the weekend away.

Still every much hoping that I get the job that I applied for.

Harassment at Work

I have kept my mouth shut because I needed the job. But now that I don't work there anymore alot of things need to come to light.
First off. There are two woman who work there. Christian and Sharon. They talk about people, put people down, fire people cause they don't like them, and are basically mean and hurt a lot of people's feeling. They are not liked by most people in the company.
Working there with them, you are constantly subjected to harassment on a daily basis. No one is safe from this. Everyone is a victim.

Christian has actually harassed an underage child. While on a business trip while fellow employee was sleeping in his hotel room bed she decided after drinking that she would crawl into the bed with said gentlemen and mount him. He was very uncomfortable with this and forcefully removed her off of him.

She has also spread malicious rumors and lies about another female in the company. She has attacked this female on personal levels regarding her work performance, her marriage, a miscarriage she occurred, her weight and other very personal issues. This female has never come forward because she has to have this job to support her family.

There are several others in the company that they have personally attacked and openly discussed them and their personal issues a loud. Not only have they put these people down they have discussed their pay, their medical history, their health issues and their family lives. Here are the following people

Dewayne Willis
Freddy Martin
Steve Ward
Jeremy Baker
Pat Hampel
Eric Brown
Heather Brown
Gordon Green
Mike Schultz

I also have been a victims. I had a very personal matter that I took to my supervisor Sharon. I went to her thinking it would be handled confidently, since it was a health matter. When I returned to work after being off, most of the company knew about my "problem" After that snide comments would be made by Christian, Sharon and Bryan.

I have made many calls to report these things. I can't do anything, I was told, unless I get a lawyer. Even though I don't want to sue, I just want people to know what is going on.

Yes, people at jobs are known to say things about other people in a company. But this is way to much.
Since I can't do anything. I've decided just to post this. It want do anything but at least I feel better knowing that I tried.

Need To Know

There is alot that you guys need to know. For a year I have been watching and listening and keeping my mouth shut. But not anymore. Its time for EVERYONE to know about all the information that I have collected and stored.
Everyone is a victim of Christena and Sharon. Oh and lets not forget about Bryan. No one is safe. ALL of you have at one point or another have been talked about and put down (NO ONE RANKS HIGH ENOUGH IN THIER EYES). I have sat and listen disgusted. How can people be so mean?

Well, lets begin. These are actual quotes out of the mouths of Christena and Sharon.

PAT: "is a joke and a liar"! That's right. Everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie. You also take to many days off, never use the sign out sheet, use well over the allowed vacation and the only reason why you work at Supreme is because Tim is your Brother and you are family.

STEVE W.: Comments are being made about your late wife. Their version of it. I will say only that they have made horrible comments about her weight, her looks and what a skinny person like you would want with her. (How would I know what your wife looked like, I never go the pleasure to meet her.. And after knowing you I am sure she was a beautiful woman.

JERMAIE: Are you aware that you don't do any work, your poor, you lie, all you do is play on the Internet and talk on the phone. That your weird and your constantly made fun of. Your a grown man, you should not be playing hackey sack or video games. Its funny you cant afford to hire a real attorney to help you with your wreck and that you hired a loser and you wont see a penny of your money from your wreck.

TONY R: Dont tell Sharon about your legal troubles. I know you had a DWI and that you were driving only on a work license.

HEATHER: The only thing your good for is collecting the road crews time cards. You only got asked to go to Dallas because of Eric. You need to loose weight. You don't do anything right. You faked your first pregnacy and trapped Eric into being with you. You are unprofessional and so much more.

Eric: You only work there because you where Josh's friend. You screw up to many things and cause extra work for others. Your wife is the constant butt of jokes due to her weight and looks and especially the way you two look together...


DEWAYNE: Your a poor, a drug addict and you steal food from the refrigerator (mainly you)

GARY H: You have a big mouth and tell everyone everything, you just need to quit.


MIKE S: YOUR AN EX CON!!!!!!! Dont understand why a person like Kendee would have ever married you. You were out of control with Tims money before she came along.


GORDON G: Your last paycheck was a big 3.00 check, I only know this because Sharon told everyone. You lie, cheat and scam everyone.

CHRIS L: You have been quitting forever. your never going to leave. your whine about everything and your not good at what you do.

Shop Guys: You all are druggies and are nasty. You people steel items from the refrigerator in the break room. Its a known fact that most of you pay child support and how you don't pay enough. TIM IS NOT AT&T get your own phone, its not our promblem you dont have enough credit to do so. Sharon likes to tell people about this. Its a wonder most of you even still have a jobs as smart as you are. You guys are your own breed.

If you tell Sharon something you better believe that Christena will know and the other way around...What Christena knows, she tells Sharon and BRYAN.. Bryan is a follower and listens to whatever he is told by them.. DONT TRUST THESE PEOPLE WITH YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?


On another note: I have so enjoyed getting to know all you guys. Your a great bunch of guys. I wont miss Supreme, but you better believe that I already miss ya'll.

45 Life Lessons

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written."

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14.. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

5 Pounds

Five pounds down. Not alot but its a start. I would have thought I'd had lost more.
Here I am at work. Uggg! I so don't want to be here today. I would rather be at home laying on the couch and watching TV.
I truly hope that I will get this new job that I have applied for. I don't think I have ever wanted a job this bad before.
Father's Day is the coming Sunday, I just now realized.
This week is going by SO slow. I prolly say that every week. O well.
I have been having a pain on my right side. Not sure what the cause of it is. Guess I'll wait a few more days and if its still there I'll make an appointment to see the Doctor.
I'm so bored! You know when someone goes to work they should not be bored.

Weight Day

Today is weight day at the gym. I hope I lost a few pounds.
I don't feel like I've lost any, nor when I look in the mirror. I still see my big o'fat self. (Can you tell, this is a fat day)
I got rid of yesterday's lunch and today's. I was doing so well and now here I go again.
Last Friday I went and applied for a state job. Its at the Benton Health Center. I SO hope I get it!! I wont know until July 1st.
Speaking of July 1st. That is when I have to have my $250 for my cruise deposit. I don't have it right now. Its gonna be tough coming up with the money, but I have to.
I have to pace myself today. I have about got all my work done. Not good. Cause that means I wont have anything to do for the rest of the week except pretend to work. I hate having to look busy.
O great, now my head is starting to hurt.

Bottle Lids

I just noticed something that I do.

Every time I finish drinking a bottle of water (any bottle drinks for that matter), when I go to throw the bottle away I refuse to twist the lid back on. I feel its a waste of my time.

Pride

I'm so looking for a new job.
I'm fed up with people here. Today I was told that I need to take pride in my work. What fucking work? I do their work. Crap that they dont want to do. Just because you dont want to do it doesnt me that I do.
I need the paycheck but not your attitude.
I left for lunch today and it took everything I had to come back here.
Damn the need for money!

So Far, So Good

So far I have worked out at the gym this 2 nights. Tonight will make 3. I'm gonna try and workout every night.
I'm back on my diet that my Doc put me on. Going really well. Last time I threw up was Saturday.
My legs hurt so freaking bad. Whats that saying, no pain no gain.
I have been drinking so much water, its a wonder my organs are not drowned.
Since I've been back on the diet, I actually find myself to be hungry and wanting to eat. Very strange. I haven't felt like that in forever. Also when I eat I don't automatically think, "is this gonna come up easy or not?"
Guess very thing is going good so far. Lets hope I keep it up.

Bauxite Officer

Bauxite officer shoots suspect who leads authorities on chase
Monday, 08 June 2009

A man who reportedly led police on a chase Sunday was shot by a Bauxite officer.
The Saline County Sheriff’s Office assisted in the incident, Lt. Jerry Morrison said.
Around 3 p.m., Constable Scott Chaloner was behind the vehicle, which authorities said was stolen. Chaloner attempted to stop the vehicle but the driver would not stop.
Bauxite police Officer James Linker and the sheriff’s Deputy Jordan Ables then became involved in the pursuit.
The deputy reportedly was trying to put down stop strips at West Sardis and South Alexander roads when the suspect allegedly aimed his vehicle at the Bauxite officer.
The Bauxite officer then fired shots and struck the driver, authorities said. Two passengers in the vehicle were uninjured, authorities said.
The driver, whose identity sheriff’s authorities did not know, was taken to an area hospital. Sheriff Bruce Pennington said he believes the suspect was taken to Saline Memorial Hospital in Benton, but a spokesman at the hospital said the driver was not there.
Authorities obviously do not know the condition of the victim at this time.
Arkansas State Police have taken over the investigation and declined to comment further.
Attempts to reach Bauxite police were unsuccessful. But according to another news report, Bauxite Police Chief Jimmy Hood said the officer has been put on administrative leave with pay while state police investigate.

Walking

I started back on the diet that my Doctor wants me on, yesterday. Going pretty good. I also went to the park and walked the whole thing. I'm proud of myself. I could have walked it a second time, but it was getting dark and there was know why I wanted be out there at night.
I member the time that Chris, Bryan and I went to the park and walked the trail in the dark. I can believe I did that.
Monday I start going to the gym. So looking forward to that. (Really, I am)
Sent the day with Mama and Katie today. Had a good time.
I've got to figure out how I'm gonna come up with the money to give to Papa on July first. That's when I have pay my deposit for the cruise.
Nathan doesn't want to go. I wish he did.
We are getting along better here lately. I've been working on not yelling at him just because I'm having a bad day.
I So wanted to buy the Sims 3 this weekend but money was tight again. And plus I had to take Bella to the groomers, She comes first.
I'm so craving a Starbucks coffee and one of their Apple fritters. BUT instead I'm gonna go eat a apple. So not what I want.

Abby

Welcome to the world, Abby!

Flushing Money

Instead of sticking my finger down my throat, I'm just gonna flush my money down the toilet.




I'd be way more healthier if I did.

Outcast

I'll probably be fired soon. I feel it coming on. I can do no right around here. Its like two people here find something in everything I do wrong.
Fire me. I don't care. I'm tired of being the bitch around here.
Instead of whispering about me, go ahead and tell me whats on your mind. Really, I want to know.
If you want me to help you, fine, but don't work against me. We do work for the same company last time I checked. O wait, I forget, I'm not part for your little group.
I guess that's what I get because the groups hates it when I stand up for myself, Don't let you walk all over me, Don't care what you think and don't sit around with the rest of the group making fun of everyone.
I like being the outsider if you haven't figured it out yet!

"Someone Shit on the Coats"

Here’s another way to be remembered, again, this one is more personal,
it’s more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you...
but you’ll know, and that’s all that matters.
Next time you go to a party, a great big party,
go into the room where all the coats are, and shit on the coats...
Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room
and go,
“SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS…. SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS”
That’s the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats,
“Someone shit on the coats.” They might say,
“I think someone shit on the coats", but you know…
You just don’t want to be the bearer of bad news,
“I think someone may have shit on or around the coats area,
there’s a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats.
Leading me to believe that someone has shit...”
But again you’re there, you’re there watching it all happen,
and it’s your job, all you’re going to do at some point,
you’re going to lean in and go, “What!?!”
And then blend back into the crowd...
“What?! I hope that it wasn’t on my coat.”
And then, boom, you’re a phantom, you just disappear, disappear.


~ Dane Cook

Jobs

"List the jobs you've had during your life."

Applied Graphics - I folded shirts
Baby Sitter - Self Explantory
Sonic - Was the most awful car hop ever
Pizza Hut - LOL
Bright Ideas - 3 year old teacher and cook
Wal-Mart - Sales Associate
Crawford & Company - Set up claims
Supreme - Everyones Bitch

Rambling Away....

Here I sit at my desk. Should be working, but you know how that goes. Will be leaving work today at 3. Can't explain right now. Top Secret Mission.
My head hurts....wait what else is new.
I keep having to get up and turn the air up. Its freezing in here. Guess I need to bring my wool pea coat and keep it up here this summer. Gotta stay warm somehow. Right now it is so cold in here that it hurts my fingers to type.
I added a countdown ticker to the bottom. Gonna count down the days till I board that ship. Also it will show me how many days I've gotta work-out.
Maybe I should ask my Doctor if I can have surgery. Cut off everything inch I don't want. Should be recovered in time.
Soon Baby Abby will be here. June 1st will be the day.
I'm freaking starving. My belly is telling me to put food in it. I skipped lunch since I have to leave early. Prolly will skip lunch for the rest of the week to make up the time I lose today.
Saw Jennifer and Kyle this weekend. They came down for a visit.
Man, I am hungry!

Relief

I stand there
Bent over
My hair pulled up

Finger down my throat
My eyes tear up
I feel that I’m about to choke

Up it comes
The poison that I put inside
Relief doesn’t come

Finger down my throat
Head starts to hurt
Pain deep inside

Up it comes
I’m empty inside
I sigh





Karen
5/14/09

Relatives

"List the names of 10 of your relatives and write profile of each."


1. Hiro (Nephew): 2 years old. Blonde hair. Beautiful blue eyes. Like to be a pirate. Says, "O man". Loves to take a bath. Wants to eat cookies all the time. Jumps on Juno.

2. Sharon (Mama): Best mother ever. Likes to read, sew, go to yard sales. Good cook. Has 4 children. 1 grandchild. Lover of the beach. Collects lighthouses. Kind. Loving. Has dirty dishwater blonde hair. Is shorter than all of her children.

3. James (Papa): Bald. Tall. Cop. Likes to eat Pizza. Great Papa. Loves to take Cruise's. Stubborn. Gives good advice. Wears glasses. Has tattoos.

4. Katie (Sister): Teenager. Beautiful. Funny. Dancer. Loves the color lime green. Likes ice cream. Blondish brownish hair. Likes to read, shop, and hang out with her friends. Has tons and tones of clothes and shoes.

5. Josh (Brother): Black hair. Has an awesome son. Draws. Wears glasses. Loves to read. Like to hang out with friends. Wants to move away for Arkansas one day. Cooks really well. Tattoo. Going on a cruise. Has a cat. Great person to spend time with.

6. Charlie (Brother): Great at sports. Brown hair. Good head on his shoulders. Will graduate next year. Handsome. Can sing. Loves his family. Likes to eat. Lives in a haunted bedroom. Wants to be a teacher/coach. Loves movies.

7. Rylee (Second Cousin): Born this past Monday. Beautiful. Has a head full of dark hair. Already knows her name. Sleeps alot.

8. Lenee (Step-Sister): Beautiful person inside and out. Loves her family and friends. Going to be a teacher. Loves God.

9. Brekka (Step-Sister): Getting married soon. Works at a coffee shop. Has a big heart. Likes to spend time with family. Short. Friendly. Likes to laugh.

10. Jessica (Cousin): Hates to read. Loves to shop. Funny. Very pretty. Plans girls-night-outs. Tan. Has dark hair. Has lots of clothes, shoes and jewelry.

Fun Wash...yeah right

Who ever named the laundry mat, "Fun Wash", is an ass. The laundry mat is in no way FUN!

I had to take some clothes there to wash and dry because our dryer is broken. There was no air conditioning. One man continued to laugh really loud at the tv. Another man decided it was best to do his laundry without his shirt on.

NOT MY IDEA OF A FUN TIME BY ANY MEANS!

Stuff

I wish it was time to go home.
I got rid of my lunch today. I usually dont do that. I mostly get rid of food after supper.
After I ate, I rushed back here to work. I had to get that food out of my belly. It just had to come out!
I'm always worried that someone will here me. Its not like I'm at home where I have complete privacy.
I dont think I've mentioned it, Stephanie had Rylee Monday morning. What a beautiful baby she is. I'll try to remember to post pictures.
On Tuesday, I knocked my driver side mirror off my car. I hit my mirror on the Sonic menu. I so need to pay attention more.
Now my car looks funny. I have a busted mirror and a big dent in the back. I so WANT a NEW car. Its past time that I got one.
Maybe if I hadnt been fired, I would have a new one by now.
Its just now 3. This afternoon is dragging by. I'm screaming. Inside my head.
The sun came out today. But the rest of the week is supposed to be rainy.
BF is still in the hospital. I wish they would figure out what is causing her head to hurt. I dont see how she maintaned her sanity. I so would have already had a break-down. She is way tougher than I am.
My PaPa has finally became apart of the FB world. I love that my parents can use the computer and the internet.
Guess I better get by to work. Even though I'd rather not.
Time. Please. Speed. By.

The Spoon

"Write from the point of view of a spoon inside the dishwasher."


I have ice cream on me. I'm dropped into the basket in the dishwasher. Head up. I have to share my slot in the basket with a fork, knife and another spoon. I wish they would scoot over. I need more room.
The door shuts, man it is dark in here. Good thing I have night vision.
I jump, the door opens. More item are put inside. I look up and see a purple plastic cup, a few coffee cups and one lone lid.
The door is flung shut. I here the latch catch. Its finally time. I shall be clean in no time.
The water comes. Filling up the inside. Water is all around me. The water in here is warm. Its the perfect temperature. I so enjoy the feel of the warm water as it washes over me.
I hear a pop. That means the detergent dispenser has opened. It always know just when to open up. I love the lemon scent of the soap.
The fork falls into me. I repeat once again, scoot over please.
Here comes the rough moment. We all hold on tight while the water shoots from the jets, getting us all clean. I'm now clean.
All the dirty water starts to drain. I look up, yep the lone lid is still there. Sometimes those silly little lids get thrown into the bottom of the dish machine. They should really learn how to hold on tighter.
More water now starts to spray. It rinses me off.
The water once again drains.
My favorite part is coming up. The air inside of here starts to heat up. Its so warm. I'm now all dry and clean, but the best part of all is that I shine once again.

Movies

"List some of your favorite movies."


8 Seconds
10 Things I Hate About You
A Time To Kill
A Walk To Remember
Aladdin
Alice In Wonderland
American Outlaws
An Officer And A Gentleman
Anna And The King
Anne of Green Gables
Apollo 13
Australia
Back To The Future
Back To The Future Part II
Back To The Future Part III
Bad Santa
Bambi
Beauty And The Beast
Beauty Shop
Beetle Juice
Bewitched
Bicentennial Man
Bio-Dome
Blast From The Past
Bruce Almighty
Captain Ron
Casper
Catch And Release
Catch Me If You Can
Cats And Dogs
Cellular
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Clueless
Coming To America
Corky Romano
Coyote Ugly
Crossroads
Dennis The Menace
Dirty Dancing
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dumb And Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Employee Of The Month
Enough
Ever After
Executive Decision
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
Far And Away
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Finding Nemo
Flight Of The Navigator
Forrest Gump
Girl, Interrupted
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Good Luck Chuck
Gremlins
Guarding Tess
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
House Of Wax
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
Ice Age
Interview With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Jackass: The Movie
Jerry Maguire
Jungle Book
Juno
Jurassic Park
Kindergarten Cop
Lady And The Tramp
Last Holiday
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events
Liar Liar
Mary Poppins
Meet Joe Black
Meet The Fockers
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mulan
Mulan 2
Nights In Rodanthe
Office Space
Pan's Labyrinth
Panic Room
Pete's Dragon
Peter Pan
Pirates Of The Caribbean : The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pleasantville
Practical Magic
Pretty Woman
P.S., I Love You
Rain Man
Road Trip
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw Iv
Saw V (Saw 5)
School Of Rock
Seabiscuit
Secondhand Lions
She's The Man
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek The Third
Sleepless In Seattle
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
Sweet Home Alabama
Sydney White
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Tarzan
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
The Beach
The Bone Collector
The Breakfast Club
The Brothers Grimm
The Burbs
The Butterfly Effect
The Cider House Rules
The Dark Knight
The Fox And The Hound
The Girl Next Door
The Glass House
The Goonies
The Guardian
The Illusionist
The King And I
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
The Nanny Diaries
The Neverending Story
The Parent Trap
The River Wild
The Secret Garden
The Secret Life Of Bees
The Sixth Sense
The Sweetest Thing
The Truman Show
The Wedding Date
The Wedding Planner
The Wizard Of Oz
The Women
Toy Story
Twilight
Twister
Uptown Girls
Varsity Blues
Walk the Line
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
What A Girl Wants
What Happens In Vegas...
When Harry Met Sally
Where The Heart Is
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
You've Got Mail
Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Mama

Mama,

On this Mother's Day I want to express how much you mean to me. From you I have learned how to love and put others first.
I'm very lucky to have you for a mom. You hold my hand when I'm sick, you cry with me, you laugh with me. You love me unconditional no matter what I have done and do. You accept me for who I am, even when I don't accept myself.
Your not just my Mama, but you are my Best Friend as well.

Happy Mother's Day! I love you.

Wedding

I had an amazing time at my Friend's wedding last night. That was the most fun I have ever had at a wedding.
The Bride was absolutely stunning. The groom, he was dashing.
The wedding was held outside in a pavilion. The rain was falling. By far the most romantic wedding I have ever attended.

Congratulations you two! May your love continue to grow ever more.

Ready to go home

This work week is almost over. I'm so ready for the weekend to begin. I have been super busy at work this week. I don't know how my BF does it. Kudos to her!
Lots of stuff I gotta do this weekend. Noon tomorrow I have to be at the Tea Room to have Mother's Day lunch with my Mama. Then at 5:30 Jess will be getting married. I will be there for that. On Sunday, I plan on laying on the couch all day long. Maybe, I'll go out to buy a paper and coffee. Who knows.
I baked a cake for a guy up here. Sunday is His Birthday. I think the cake went over well. Half of it is gone.
I have to go shopping when I leave here from work. I need to find a shirt to wear to the wedding. I HATE CLOTHES SHOPPING! But it must be done.
Stamps will be going up to $0.44. That is insane. They might as well as set the price for a $1.00 and be done with the price raising for a while.
Come on 5!
I bought my Mother's Day cards yesterday. I try to buy any and all cards way before the eve of the date. I hate having to push myself in between people at the Hallmark store. Not fun. Plus, I think I have great "card picking out" abilities. Its an art.
It take time for me to find just. the. right. card.
I so need to have my hair done real soon. My roots are showing.
I saw a person yesterday wearing a Christmas shirt. I hate when people wear Holiday shirts when its not the holiday. I should have said "Marry Christmas" to her. I would then in return get a nasty look thrown my way. That would have just been the chance I would have took. Next time. There is always next time.
Well, I'm gonna go clock out.

Barbie

"Your favorite childhood toy was..."


Barbie! How how I loved to play with my Barbies. I had tons of them. No, really I did. I had some at my Mama's house and my Papa's house.
I had a Barbie house. (that is exaclty like the one I had) I have bought one just like the one I had off Ebay. My step-mother at the time, kept all my Barbie stuff and all of my Brother's toys also.
I had tones of clothes, shoes and accesoires. A groceray store, a t-shirt shop, McDonalds, and etc.
I also got a Barbie magazine in the mail.
I would sit for hours at a time at my Papa's house playing Barbies. If I got up to use the bathroom, or leave our bedroom for any reason. He always thought it was a great time to start up is remote controled Bull Dozer, and Plow into my house. I'd get so mad. I'd scream and then Brother would have to sit on the couch for a little while. When we where older, he said sitting in time out was worth it.

I decide to look on the interent and see if I can find any of the Barbies I had and the things that went with them. I'm only gonna exaclty what I had. O the Memories!

Constipation

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:


"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank & Chris Dodd."


If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

Words

"My 10 favorite words"

1. Hobo
2. Enchanting
3. Sasquatch
4. Tears
5. Daisy
6. Purple
7. Copacetic
8. Fine
9. No
10.Serendipity

Mood

I'm in a better mood when it rains.

Dollar Bills

I'm just passing this thought along ......

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet/purse were ever in a strippers's butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now.

Have a nice day . :)

Truly Afraid

"I'm truly afraid of..."

Dying. It scares the crap out of me. I don't want to die, but I know someday I will. When I think about death it makes me sick to my stomach. I'm afraid of not being here.
World Ending. I make myself not think about this. I hate when people come up with a date and says that's the day. Kinda like people are saying that 2012 the world will end. When I was a teenage and I heard people talking about the world ending in 2000 I was a nerves wreck for months.
Alzheimer's. Just the word alone sends shivers down my body. I hope and pray that I never get this horrendous illness. Being trapped in my own body, no thanks.
Tornado. When the weather calls for Tornadoes, I pace the floors of my house. Ive seen the devastation that those things have caused. I'm scared of being in one.
Car Wreck. I'm actually afraid of driving, but its something that I have to do. No if, ands, or buts about it. I always have thoughts about being crushed in my car, Or a big truck tipping over and landing on my car and I being turned into mush.

Splash

When I'm driving in the rain, I make a point to drive through the puddles that are on the side of the road. Just so I can cause that big splash.

Wow

I went to a Friends house last night. I had fun. Wow, are those really my thoughts. She and I talked about so much. Things that we needed to talk about and things that we wanted to ask each other.
I spent yesterday at flea markets. It wa a beautiful day. It rained hard all day. Perfect. I found some good buys. I bought my Brother a lamp, got a CD, and a vintage postcard to send to someone on postcrossing.
BTW, if you dont know what Postcrossing is, you should so cheak it out. http://www.postcrossing.com/

Still Awake

Here I am sitting here, WIDE AWAKE. Why? Damn...I sound like an old person. I should be out on a Friday Night, not sitting here at the computer. This is what happens when you push people away. They are all out and here I sit. O well.
I'm gonna join a gym.
It has come to my attention that I have started to wear a black shirt every single day. Not the same one mind you, but a black one neverless. I have a closet full of different colored tops...but it seems that I would rather wear black.
My head is starting to hurt again. Had a migraine yesterday and had to leave work. I've been thinking, maybe I should start taking my mirgaine meds again. I'm not sure though. I'm already a walking zombie from the meds I'm already takin.
I have had "control" all week. Yesterday I tried and tried...but nothing. Why do I feel guilty, not for doing that, for not being able to get anything up. Crap! After thinking that I now want to get up, feed, and then rush to the bathroom. Even though I have never binged before. I'm so not right in the head.
So glad that its Saturday. Now if only it would rain. Then it would be perfect.
I'm thinking about going to some flea markets tomorrow. Who knows. I might just lay in bed all day and read.
Speaking of reading, I'm currently reading "Paint it Black" By Janet Fitch. Awesome book so far. She is the author of White Oleander...never read it though. Havent seen the movie either. Dont matter, cause I'd rather read it then watch it.
I'm freakin freezing. I have no idea why Husband thinks he has to keep it so freakin cold in here.
I'm going to bed. Gonna snuggle down under my heating blanket and read myself to sleep.

The Smoker, at the Last Trailer on the Right

Every Morning, when I leave for work, I stop at the stop sign. Which is beside the last trailer on my right. And every morning that woman stands there out on the concrete pad in front of her trailer. Smoking.
I've started to take notice of her each morning. I have no idea why.
The very first time I saw her, I wasn't sure if she was a she or a he. One day I decided instead of pretending I didn't see her, I looked over. She is a she. No bra.
So every morning I glance at her. Yep, same black pants, same gray t-shirt, no shoes, still no bra, and her bleach blonde hair with the really dark roots showing.
Sometime I get the urge to wave as I go past. You know the kind of wave where you just nod your head or you just lift your hand up for just a second. Sometimes I do this and sometimes not. For the life of me I cant figure out why I am disappointed when she doesn't respond.
Even though I don't give her any thought for the rest of the day. I always think of stuff while I'm sitting there at the stop sign. Does she work? Have any kids? Way isn't there ever a car there? Why does she always come out to smoke at the exact same time every morning? Why does she always have the same clothes on?
I pass through the stop sign and she fades from my mind until I see her the next morning. I will either decide to nod or wave or not, and I will continue to wait for a response.

My Hands

"Look at your hands. Why are you grateful for them?"

Because:

I can hold my Nephew's hand
Pet my dog Bella
Feed myself
Dress myself
Write
Draw
Paint
Type
Drive
Catch Fireflies
Point
Shove my finger down my throat
Open a coke bottle
Pick Daisies
Hold a book
Text
Brush my teeth
Flip someone off
Hi Five
Catch the rain in my palm
Hold a cup of coffee
Punch you in the arm
Run my fingers through a cats fur
Color
Light a candle
Hold my Husband's hand
Hold my head in my hands and cry
Talk with my hands
Open Doors
Open Windows
Click a Mouse
Wrap Gifts
Squeeze my Mother's hand
Tie my Shoes
Push my Glasses Up
Change channels on the remote
Close the Door
Wave Goodbye

Magic Hour

"My favorite time of the day..."


....is Magic Hour. That magical time of day after the sun sets, before the sky has gotten dark. When the sky is purple, orange, and red.
And its in that moment you look to the sky, and the vision takes your breath away.

Update

Its been awhile since I've been on here. Here is what I've done.

Friday 4/24: Went looking for the cemetery to put flowers on Great Grandmothers grave. Got the directions from google maps and set off. I hadn't been there since the funeral and that was 3 years ago. I don't even member how I got there that day. Everything is a blur. Anyways, I found a cemetery...but wrong one. Cause I could not find her grave. Believe me, I looked and looked.
I then went and had supper with Papa, Lisa, Brother, and Stinker-Bug.

Saturday 4/25: Had lunch with Brother, Mama and Stinker-Bug. Then later that night I went to Dinner with Jess, Dess and some more folks. Then we went to see the Elephant Man at the Wildwood Rep. Had a great time. The play was great. Can't wait to see another one.

Sunday 4/26: Did not do a dang thing.

Yesterday 4/27: Went to work.

Today: Pretty good day. That I had the new flu that's going around. I cant read symptoms of anything, cause if I do, I automatically think I have whatever it is I'm reading. Another crazy thing that I do.
My cold is finally easing up. No more runny nose, but I still have a sore throat and a cough every once in a while.
I know for a fact that my new dosage of meds have kicked in. Call me Salad Shooter. (Inside joke)

What I like about Myself

"List 10 things I really like about myself and why"

This is gonna be difficult. I can list tons of things I don't like about myself. Here goes:

1. Great Sister....I put my brothers and sister before me at all times. They need a ride, I'm there. They need money, here you go. Need someone to talk to, I'm listening. Need a babysitter, when and what time. Need a place to stay, I'm help move your things.

2. Good Friend...Need to vent, go ahead. Need a shoulder to cry on, here you go. Need flower for no reason at all, there on there way. Need a bed to sleep in, I'll scoot over. Need a huge, my arms are always open.

3. Very Opinionated...I'll tell you what I think no matter what. I have my own beliefs and don't change them for anyone.

4. I'm Myself...Don't like who I am, so what.

5. Standing Up...I'll stand up for family and friends in a heartbeat. I'll stand up for myself also. I don't back down.

6. My Eyes...I think I have great eyes.

7. Wearing my Emotions on my Sleeve...I've come to realize that this is something I should be proud of and not try hide my feelings and emotions. Its great to cry.

8. Sense of Humor...One of the best things about me. I love to make others laugh. I can laugh at myself.

9. Fast Learner...A great thing. I've had many jobs and having this ability has help o so much.

10. Striving to Live without Regrets...I do this daily. This is so very important to me. I don't want to look back and regrets anything I've done.

Letter to Me

"You are ten years in the future. Write a letter to your today self."

Dear Me,

Enjoy the age that you are and instead of crying on your birthdays, celebrate them. Your young still. Stop living like your an old woman and live life. Because when you become my age, which is very close to forty, you will want to go back and be twenty-seven again.
Don't take time with family and friends for granted.Cherish every moment you have with them, because some of them will no longer be with you at this time in your life. Make time to be with them. Do not say any longer that you don't have time. Because you do. Stop spending your Saturdays laying on the couch. Go be with your loved ones. Your gonna want that time again when you look back.
Go to counseling with your husband. Stop putting it off. Your marriage is important. If you don't you might just end up all alone at age forty-seven. Pick your battles wisely.
I know you love to read, but sometimes take your nose out of that book and live life.
Stop pushing people away now. Because if you don't, there will not be anybody around when you need them.
Achieve your goals.
Don't worry about money so much. Everything will work out just fine.
Listen to your Doctor. He knows whats best. If you don't, you might not make it to my age. Take care of yourself better. This is every important.
Be grateful for your eyesight now, because now its getting harder to see.
Forgive more. If you don't, this will hurt you. Believe me.
Take time and enjoy all the little things. And everyday do one thing that makes you happy. Love more and hate less. Be nice to yourself, love who you are.
When you become my age your gonna want to look back and smile. You will want to have lived your young life to the fullest, don't take anything for granted and have absolutely have no regrets.

Simple Greeting

I just received a text message from someone. She wished me a good day and to see if I doing OK. I really appreciated that. This is someone who I treated bad at one time, but she has forgiven me.
But what I'm most upset about is how a Best Friend of mine used to do that and now doesn't. This person used to make time for me. Rather it was a quick phone call, text or lunch. It seems that I'm not important to this person like I thought I was. It hurts. We have been through so many things together. I know that it goes both ways, that I can make a call, but I got tired of being the one that always called and sometime my call went to voice mail.
So, Thank You very much Someone. I was really needing that.

Insanity in Workplace

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace


1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Swallowed gum

I just swallowed my gum.

I most always swallow it. I have no idea why.

I'll get me a piece, pop it in and chew, chew and chew some more. Then all of a sudden I will swallow it. The strange thing is, is that I'm always shocked that I did it and will automatically say out loud, "I just swallowed my gum"

Close friends of mine will remember times that I do this. I'm a strange person.
And what made me blog about it is I just done it again and thought, huh I'll think I'll tell the word about my odd behavior.

I then decided that I would google and see if its really true...takes seven years to digest. This is what I found: http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/chewgum.asp


(The current pack that I have)

Heartburn

I have heartburn. I have no idea why. I rarely ever get it. So here I am sitting here at my desk with no Tums. Dang it!

I haven't had anything that would have caused it.

Coffee...the same I drink every morning

Water...wouldn't cause it

Cheese Sticks....from Sonic, but they've never caused heartburn before

Starburst.....I eat them all the time, so nope not them

Coke....Never. I love coke.

Who knows. Another one of my body mysteries.

Rambling Away

Come on Rain! I'm head is freaking killing me. Lots of pressure but when the rain comes down...relief. Kinda weird huh?

As of yesterday, I'm now totally moved from the front desk to a....ummm office..LOL yeah Right. I wonder if I'm still considered "Front Desk?"

Past ready it to be 5 o'clock already. Cant wait for Saturday and Sunday, for then I have nothing and I mean nothing to do except lay on the couch and watch TV until my brain becomes nothing but mush. O the joy of TV.

I might get off the couch for a little bit. Make my Brother come with me and go to Olive Garden. I want just there salad. That's all I go there to eat. O and drink a vanilla cream soda that they serve.

Did I mention that my HEAD HURTS! I want to slam my head against my desk. Prolly would freak people out if I did that. They walk by and and here I am slamming my head down on my desk over and over. Naw better not.

O something strange I saw yesterday morning. A tire was rolling down the road. Yes, one tire and it was rolling down the road. I passed it. I even glanced for it when I went to lunch, but it was nowhere to be seen. Very strange.

Who is this?

"Describe someone you work with, but do not mention their name or if they are male or female."


This Someone comes to work with their shoes untied. Someone drives a white truck and brings me an Avon book everyonce in a while. Someone is a little on the short side, but makes up for it their personallity. Someone can always be found eating sunflower seeds. Someone has dark hair and doesnt wear glasses. Someone is a really funny person, but can sometimes be annoying. But hey cant we all be. Someone has an office with windows, must be nice. Someone is always taking business trips. Someone is a really great person to know.

Stumbleupon

It's really neat. My Mom sent me an email about it. And like the photo below, that's exactly how I felt last night.


Hey! Check out this website: http://www.stumbleupon.com/

Superpower

"What superpower would you choose to have?"


I would choose to be a Witch. I mean COME ON! I'd be able to use all the properties of magic. I would cast spells, concoct potions in my black cauldron.
I'd have my spell book and I would fly around on my broomstick.And of course I'd have my wand, which choose me of course. The core of my wand would be phoenix feather, dragon heartstring, vella hair, and unicorn tail.
I'd turn the people who get on my nerves into toads.
I'd have my trusty sidekick....A black kitty cat.
I'd also be the librarian at Hogwarts.

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Control

This is a photo of what my toilet looks like. Its important that note is there.

Its that Time Again

Don't get up! 10 minutes. Type Type Type

I messed up Sunday and Monday...but tonight I'm gonna keep it down. Breath.

My stomach feels so full. I NEED to.

1 minute down. This is gonna kill me...wait no it wont...the monster will!

Deep breath...in and out in and out in and out

2 minutes

Change of subject. DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT! Stop IT!

3 minutes.

Ummm, weather was nice today. rather it had rained. Heck I always want the rain.

4 minutes

An old friend from school found me on FB. That was cool.

I'm freaking burning up!! Do not get up!
I cant believe I have to do this.

5 minutes

I wonder if Doc knows how hard this is?! I'm gonna be sick. My belly hurts, I'm burning up and shaking.

6 minutes....come on come on . in and out in and out type type type type type type type type type

7 minutes....almost there breath

when I have to do this...this is when I realize that I really do have a problem

8 minutes

I don't ever think about it until...well right before I eat sometimes but always after I'm done eating.

9 minutes

Sometimes before I eat I think how hard is it gonna be to get this up?

Done. Digested. Damn it.

Needs and Wants

"List ten things you need. And ten things you want."


NEED:

1. Rain

2. Internet

3. Food & Water

4. Family & Friends

5. Eyeglasses

6. Books

7. Zoloft

8. Jeans

9. Cell Phone

10. Money


WANT:

1. Bug..but has to be purple

2. Kitty Cat

3. House

4. Enchanting yard

5. Sims 3

6. Matthew McConaughey

7. Purple Laptop

8. This Exact Ice Cream


9. Porch w/Sing

10. This for a Tattoo

Birthday/Easter

Had a great weekend!

Saturday I went down to Mamaw and Papaws house for my Nephews Birthday/Easter. He had a blast. He played and played all day long. We got there at 1:30 and didnt leave unitl 9:00. He didnt stop moving the whole time.
There was hot dogs, hamburges off the grill. There was chips and dip and tons of sweets. And good o'sweet tea.
My Nephew received some great gifts. He got a tee ball set, tons of balls. LOL He LOVES balls. He got a couple of Easter Baskets. And I got him a bubble blower.

Sunday I didnt do a thing. I got up and ran to the gas staion and got a coffee and the Sunday paper. I then crawled back in bed and stayed there the whole day. It rained all day, which didnt bother me none. I wish I can go back home right now and lay in bed. But no, I have to come here and "work". Dang it!

Nough Said

Urban Dictionary

Karen 1803 up, 644 down

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

10 Minutes

I can do this. I will sit here and type and type and type. I have to. Don't think about it. My freakin hands are shaking. Who is in control Karen? Who? Breath.

Change subject. I'm so ready for the weekend to be here. I love Saturdays. This Saturday I'm going down to my Mama's for my nephews birthday. He is turning 2. Man, he is growing up so fast.

Type. Do not get up. Don't! Who is in control Karen? Breath.

Type type type type type type type type

3 more minutes. type type type

Breath.

I should not have ate all that lunch. My stomach hurts. One more minute and then it will be late to throw it up. Type type deep breath. type

Times up! I made it.

I'm guessin my Doc was right.

Annoyed

"List 20 things that annoy you. Then write, in detail, why it annoys you. Describe!"


1. Those people who stop before they turn.....The road that you turn on to get to my house there is a turning lane, no stop sign or yield sign is there...but every once in a while I'll be behind someone who thinks they have to stop dead for a minute. GO! GET OUT OF MY WAY!

2. Hangers sticking up in the closet.....My Husband does this. He pulls an article of clothing off the hanger and then the hanger shoots up and is sticking up and out. So by the end of the week all those hanger are sticking up all over the closet. I HATE IT. Don't hank the clothes off, take the hanger off the rack, take clothes off, and the put the empty hanger on the side where I keep all the other empty hangers. How hard is that!

3. When I'm told what to do even though I already know what to do......Here at work people put things at the corner of my desk for FedEx to pick up. When there are things there I KNOW that I'm supposed to call FedEx, don't come by every time and say "Will you call FedEx" I ALREADY PLANNED TO!

4. Notes on my front door....Where I live, the Land-Lady is always posting notes on people's door. A note for when we need to mow the grass, that we need to move a car, that we need to plant flowers, so on and so on. I HATE it! Leave all of us alone. We all know when its time to mow. That car is fine where its at. If you want me to plant flowers then you better buy the seeds.

5. Tomatoes.......When I say NO Tomatoes I don't in any way mean Extra Tomatoes. This happens almost every time I go out to eat.

6. Screaming at Children.....Don't scream at your children in public. You look like a fool and its not really helping the situation now is it?

7. Tapping on my Desk......STOP ALREADY! I cant stand it when everyone who works here thinks that they have to tap or slap or bang on my desk as they walk by. Keep your hands to yourself! Especially when I have a migraine!

8. My Hands......I cant STAND it if my hands are sticky, dirty or dry. It make me want to scream.

9. Nosey Neighbors.....Why do they always have to stare every single time I step outside. I could be going to my car, or throwing trash out, it don't matter cause everything I do I have eyes watching me from across the street. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! I don't watch you people, cause I don't care what your doing.

10. Sitting close to the bathroom.......Where I sit I can hear the going ons in the bathroom! EWWWWW! I so don't want to know your bathroom problems.

11. Check out Lanes.....Just because I'm buying dog food doesn't mean I want to know about your dog eats. I don't care.

12. People who say, "You never call me".....Ummm maybe cause I don't want to talk to you, have you ever thought of that. Of course not.

13. People who think they know all about me.......Wrong. You don't.

14. Being tossed aside.....Every time you get a girlfriend doesn't mean you have the right to toss me out of your over and over. One day I might actually get tired of the way you treat me. I'm supposed to be your BF. Well start acting like you care and that you want me around.

15. Blocking FB.....That doesn't just annoy me, it pisses me off. Either give me work to do or unblock FB.

16. Obama....Just the name annoys me...

17. "Can I help you find anything".....I hate hearing that. They don't have to say it, I never did. When I need help, I'll be sure to let you know.

18. Greeting people....In church when its that time to stand up and shake people hands. I hate that part.

19. Loud Music.....I must be getting old. I cant stand it when there is that stupid loud bumping music being played as loud as it can be played. I don't care to know what your listening to either if your in the car next to me or in the neighborhood. If it happens in the neighborhood, well I'm that person who is always calling the police or the Land Lady.

20. Guitar Playing.......I absolutely hate it when my husband plays his guitar. I hate it. It makes me want to scream...wait I do usually scream.

Need A Nap

This what I want to be doing.




I'll pick one of these to say, If I get caught.

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."
10. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Real Age

“What age are you if you weren’t told what age you really are?”


You Act Like You Are 20 Years Old

You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.
You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.
The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

http://blogthings.com/whatagequiz/results/?result=20


Calendar Age
27.4 Difference
+3.7 RealAge
31.1

http://www.realage.com/ralong/entry4.aspx?cbr=GGLE806&gclid=CNX0yOiV35kCFQEhDQodRnkdVg

Mod Pogue

Well, needless to say, I didn't do so good last night after supper. I'll try again tonight.

I did not want to leave my warm bed this morning! I love my bed.

I wish I could stay home and Mod Pogue all day.

Starburst

1 o'clock. Come on 5 o'clock.

I went home for lunch and I must say I didnt want to leave. I wanted to stay there and take a nap on the couch.

I had a suprise when I went inside. The puppy pad was torn to shreds and all over the livingroom. I wonder what I did that made Bella mad at me. It seems she only tears up the puppy pad when I dont come home on time. O well, I just sweeped it up. I love her too much to be mad.

Right now I'm having some Starburst and a coke. I freakin love Starburst!

Gotta go. BF gave me some work to do.