Jobs

"List the jobs you've had during your life."

Applied Graphics - I folded shirts
Baby Sitter - Self Explantory
Sonic - Was the most awful car hop ever
Pizza Hut - LOL
Bright Ideas - 3 year old teacher and cook
Wal-Mart - Sales Associate
Crawford & Company - Set up claims
Supreme - Everyones Bitch

Relatives

"List the names of 10 of your relatives and write profile of each."


1. Hiro (Nephew): 2 years old. Blonde hair. Beautiful blue eyes. Like to be a pirate. Says, "O man". Loves to take a bath. Wants to eat cookies all the time. Jumps on Juno.

2. Sharon (Mama): Best mother ever. Likes to read, sew, go to yard sales. Good cook. Has 4 children. 1 grandchild. Lover of the beach. Collects lighthouses. Kind. Loving. Has dirty dishwater blonde hair. Is shorter than all of her children.

3. James (Papa): Bald. Tall. Cop. Likes to eat Pizza. Great Papa. Loves to take Cruise's. Stubborn. Gives good advice. Wears glasses. Has tattoos.

4. Katie (Sister): Teenager. Beautiful. Funny. Dancer. Loves the color lime green. Likes ice cream. Blondish brownish hair. Likes to read, shop, and hang out with her friends. Has tons and tones of clothes and shoes.

5. Josh (Brother): Black hair. Has an awesome son. Draws. Wears glasses. Loves to read. Like to hang out with friends. Wants to move away for Arkansas one day. Cooks really well. Tattoo. Going on a cruise. Has a cat. Great person to spend time with.

6. Charlie (Brother): Great at sports. Brown hair. Good head on his shoulders. Will graduate next year. Handsome. Can sing. Loves his family. Likes to eat. Lives in a haunted bedroom. Wants to be a teacher/coach. Loves movies.

7. Rylee (Second Cousin): Born this past Monday. Beautiful. Has a head full of dark hair. Already knows her name. Sleeps alot.

8. Lenee (Step-Sister): Beautiful person inside and out. Loves her family and friends. Going to be a teacher. Loves God.

9. Brekka (Step-Sister): Getting married soon. Works at a coffee shop. Has a big heart. Likes to spend time with family. Short. Friendly. Likes to laugh.

10. Jessica (Cousin): Hates to read. Loves to shop. Funny. Very pretty. Plans girls-night-outs. Tan. Has dark hair. Has lots of clothes, shoes and jewelry.

The Spoon

"Write from the point of view of a spoon inside the dishwasher."


I have ice cream on me. I'm dropped into the basket in the dishwasher. Head up. I have to share my slot in the basket with a fork, knife and another spoon. I wish they would scoot over. I need more room.
The door shuts, man it is dark in here. Good thing I have night vision.
I jump, the door opens. More item are put inside. I look up and see a purple plastic cup, a few coffee cups and one lone lid.
The door is flung shut. I here the latch catch. Its finally time. I shall be clean in no time.
The water comes. Filling up the inside. Water is all around me. The water in here is warm. Its the perfect temperature. I so enjoy the feel of the warm water as it washes over me.
I hear a pop. That means the detergent dispenser has opened. It always know just when to open up. I love the lemon scent of the soap.
The fork falls into me. I repeat once again, scoot over please.
Here comes the rough moment. We all hold on tight while the water shoots from the jets, getting us all clean. I'm now clean.
All the dirty water starts to drain. I look up, yep the lone lid is still there. Sometimes those silly little lids get thrown into the bottom of the dish machine. They should really learn how to hold on tighter.
More water now starts to spray. It rinses me off.
The water once again drains.
My favorite part is coming up. The air inside of here starts to heat up. Its so warm. I'm now all dry and clean, but the best part of all is that I shine once again.

Movies

"List some of your favorite movies."


8 Seconds
10 Things I Hate About You
A Time To Kill
A Walk To Remember
Aladdin
Alice In Wonderland
American Outlaws
An Officer And A Gentleman
Anna And The King
Anne of Green Gables
Apollo 13
Australia
Back To The Future
Back To The Future Part II
Back To The Future Part III
Bad Santa
Bambi
Beauty And The Beast
Beauty Shop
Beetle Juice
Bewitched
Bicentennial Man
Bio-Dome
Blast From The Past
Bruce Almighty
Captain Ron
Casper
Catch And Release
Catch Me If You Can
Cats And Dogs
Cellular
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Clueless
Coming To America
Corky Romano
Coyote Ugly
Crossroads
Dennis The Menace
Dirty Dancing
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dumb And Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Employee Of The Month
Enough
Ever After
Executive Decision
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
Far And Away
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Finding Nemo
Flight Of The Navigator
Forrest Gump
Girl, Interrupted
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Good Luck Chuck
Gremlins
Guarding Tess
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
House Of Wax
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
Ice Age
Interview With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Jackass: The Movie
Jerry Maguire
Jungle Book
Juno
Jurassic Park
Kindergarten Cop
Lady And The Tramp
Last Holiday
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events
Liar Liar
Mary Poppins
Meet Joe Black
Meet The Fockers
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mulan
Mulan 2
Nights In Rodanthe
Office Space
Pan's Labyrinth
Panic Room
Pete's Dragon
Peter Pan
Pirates Of The Caribbean : The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pleasantville
Practical Magic
Pretty Woman
P.S., I Love You
Rain Man
Road Trip
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw Iv
Saw V (Saw 5)
School Of Rock
Seabiscuit
Secondhand Lions
She's The Man
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek The Third
Sleepless In Seattle
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
Sweet Home Alabama
Sydney White
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Tarzan
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
The Beach
The Bone Collector
The Breakfast Club
The Brothers Grimm
The Burbs
The Butterfly Effect
The Cider House Rules
The Dark Knight
The Fox And The Hound
The Girl Next Door
The Glass House
The Goonies
The Guardian
The Illusionist
The King And I
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
The Nanny Diaries
The Neverending Story
The Parent Trap
The River Wild
The Secret Garden
The Secret Life Of Bees
The Sixth Sense
The Sweetest Thing
The Truman Show
The Wedding Date
The Wedding Planner
The Wizard Of Oz
The Women
Toy Story
Twilight
Twister
Uptown Girls
Varsity Blues
Walk the Line
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
What A Girl Wants
What Happens In Vegas...
When Harry Met Sally
Where The Heart Is
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
You've Got Mail
Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Barbie

"Your favorite childhood toy was..."


Barbie! How how I loved to play with my Barbies. I had tons of them. No, really I did. I had some at my Mama's house and my Papa's house.
I had a Barbie house. (that is exaclty like the one I had) I have bought one just like the one I had off Ebay. My step-mother at the time, kept all my Barbie stuff and all of my Brother's toys also.
I had tones of clothes, shoes and accesoires. A groceray store, a t-shirt shop, McDonalds, and etc.
I also got a Barbie magazine in the mail.
I would sit for hours at a time at my Papa's house playing Barbies. If I got up to use the bathroom, or leave our bedroom for any reason. He always thought it was a great time to start up is remote controled Bull Dozer, and Plow into my house. I'd get so mad. I'd scream and then Brother would have to sit on the couch for a little while. When we where older, he said sitting in time out was worth it.

I decide to look on the interent and see if I can find any of the Barbies I had and the things that went with them. I'm only gonna exaclty what I had. O the Memories!

Words

"My 10 favorite words"

1. Hobo
2. Enchanting
3. Sasquatch
4. Tears
5. Daisy
6. Purple
7. Copacetic
8. Fine
9. No
10.Serendipity

Truly Afraid

"I'm truly afraid of..."

Dying. It scares the crap out of me. I don't want to die, but I know someday I will. When I think about death it makes me sick to my stomach. I'm afraid of not being here.
World Ending. I make myself not think about this. I hate when people come up with a date and says that's the day. Kinda like people are saying that 2012 the world will end. When I was a teenage and I heard people talking about the world ending in 2000 I was a nerves wreck for months.
Alzheimer's. Just the word alone sends shivers down my body. I hope and pray that I never get this horrendous illness. Being trapped in my own body, no thanks.
Tornado. When the weather calls for Tornadoes, I pace the floors of my house. Ive seen the devastation that those things have caused. I'm scared of being in one.
Car Wreck. I'm actually afraid of driving, but its something that I have to do. No if, ands, or buts about it. I always have thoughts about being crushed in my car, Or a big truck tipping over and landing on my car and I being turned into mush.

My Hands

"Look at your hands. Why are you grateful for them?"

Because:

I can hold my Nephew's hand
Pet my dog Bella
Feed myself
Dress myself
Write
Draw
Paint
Type
Drive
Catch Fireflies
Point
Shove my finger down my throat
Open a coke bottle
Pick Daisies
Hold a book
Text
Brush my teeth
Flip someone off
Hi Five
Catch the rain in my palm
Hold a cup of coffee
Punch you in the arm
Run my fingers through a cats fur
Color
Light a candle
Hold my Husband's hand
Hold my head in my hands and cry
Talk with my hands
Open Doors
Open Windows
Click a Mouse
Wrap Gifts
Squeeze my Mother's hand
Tie my Shoes
Push my Glasses Up
Change channels on the remote
Close the Door
Wave Goodbye

Magic Hour

"My favorite time of the day..."


....is Magic Hour. That magical time of day after the sun sets, before the sky has gotten dark. When the sky is purple, orange, and red.
And its in that moment you look to the sky, and the vision takes your breath away.

What I like about Myself

"List 10 things I really like about myself and why"

This is gonna be difficult. I can list tons of things I don't like about myself. Here goes:

1. Great Sister....I put my brothers and sister before me at all times. They need a ride, I'm there. They need money, here you go. Need someone to talk to, I'm listening. Need a babysitter, when and what time. Need a place to stay, I'm help move your things.

2. Good Friend...Need to vent, go ahead. Need a shoulder to cry on, here you go. Need flower for no reason at all, there on there way. Need a bed to sleep in, I'll scoot over. Need a huge, my arms are always open.

3. Very Opinionated...I'll tell you what I think no matter what. I have my own beliefs and don't change them for anyone.

4. I'm Myself...Don't like who I am, so what.

5. Standing Up...I'll stand up for family and friends in a heartbeat. I'll stand up for myself also. I don't back down.

6. My Eyes...I think I have great eyes.

7. Wearing my Emotions on my Sleeve...I've come to realize that this is something I should be proud of and not try hide my feelings and emotions. Its great to cry.

8. Sense of Humor...One of the best things about me. I love to make others laugh. I can laugh at myself.

9. Fast Learner...A great thing. I've had many jobs and having this ability has help o so much.

10. Striving to Live without Regrets...I do this daily. This is so very important to me. I don't want to look back and regrets anything I've done.

Letter to Me

"You are ten years in the future. Write a letter to your today self."

Dear Me,

Enjoy the age that you are and instead of crying on your birthdays, celebrate them. Your young still. Stop living like your an old woman and live life. Because when you become my age, which is very close to forty, you will want to go back and be twenty-seven again.
Don't take time with family and friends for granted.Cherish every moment you have with them, because some of them will no longer be with you at this time in your life. Make time to be with them. Do not say any longer that you don't have time. Because you do. Stop spending your Saturdays laying on the couch. Go be with your loved ones. Your gonna want that time again when you look back.
Go to counseling with your husband. Stop putting it off. Your marriage is important. If you don't you might just end up all alone at age forty-seven. Pick your battles wisely.
I know you love to read, but sometimes take your nose out of that book and live life.
Stop pushing people away now. Because if you don't, there will not be anybody around when you need them.
Achieve your goals.
Don't worry about money so much. Everything will work out just fine.
Listen to your Doctor. He knows whats best. If you don't, you might not make it to my age. Take care of yourself better. This is every important.
Be grateful for your eyesight now, because now its getting harder to see.
Forgive more. If you don't, this will hurt you. Believe me.
Take time and enjoy all the little things. And everyday do one thing that makes you happy. Love more and hate less. Be nice to yourself, love who you are.
When you become my age your gonna want to look back and smile. You will want to have lived your young life to the fullest, don't take anything for granted and have absolutely have no regrets.

Who is this?

"Describe someone you work with, but do not mention their name or if they are male or female."


This Someone comes to work with their shoes untied. Someone drives a white truck and brings me an Avon book everyonce in a while. Someone is a little on the short side, but makes up for it their personallity. Someone can always be found eating sunflower seeds. Someone has dark hair and doesnt wear glasses. Someone is a really funny person, but can sometimes be annoying. But hey cant we all be. Someone has an office with windows, must be nice. Someone is always taking business trips. Someone is a really great person to know.

Superpower

"What superpower would you choose to have?"


I would choose to be a Witch. I mean COME ON! I'd be able to use all the properties of magic. I would cast spells, concoct potions in my black cauldron.
I'd have my spell book and I would fly around on my broomstick.And of course I'd have my wand, which choose me of course. The core of my wand would be phoenix feather, dragon heartstring, vella hair, and unicorn tail.
I'd turn the people who get on my nerves into toads.
I'd have my trusty sidekick....A black kitty cat.
I'd also be the librarian at Hogwarts.

Needs and Wants

"List ten things you need. And ten things you want."


NEED:

1. Rain

2. Internet

3. Food & Water

4. Family & Friends

5. Eyeglasses

6. Books

7. Zoloft

8. Jeans

9. Cell Phone

10. Money


WANT:

1. Bug..but has to be purple

2. Kitty Cat

3. House

4. Enchanting yard

5. Sims 3

6. Matthew McConaughey

7. Purple Laptop

8. This Exact Ice Cream


9. Porch w/Sing

10. This for a Tattoo

Annoyed

"List 20 things that annoy you. Then write, in detail, why it annoys you. Describe!"


1. Those people who stop before they turn.....The road that you turn on to get to my house there is a turning lane, no stop sign or yield sign is there...but every once in a while I'll be behind someone who thinks they have to stop dead for a minute. GO! GET OUT OF MY WAY!

2. Hangers sticking up in the closet.....My Husband does this. He pulls an article of clothing off the hanger and then the hanger shoots up and is sticking up and out. So by the end of the week all those hanger are sticking up all over the closet. I HATE IT. Don't hank the clothes off, take the hanger off the rack, take clothes off, and the put the empty hanger on the side where I keep all the other empty hangers. How hard is that!

3. When I'm told what to do even though I already know what to do......Here at work people put things at the corner of my desk for FedEx to pick up. When there are things there I KNOW that I'm supposed to call FedEx, don't come by every time and say "Will you call FedEx" I ALREADY PLANNED TO!

4. Notes on my front door....Where I live, the Land-Lady is always posting notes on people's door. A note for when we need to mow the grass, that we need to move a car, that we need to plant flowers, so on and so on. I HATE it! Leave all of us alone. We all know when its time to mow. That car is fine where its at. If you want me to plant flowers then you better buy the seeds.

5. Tomatoes.......When I say NO Tomatoes I don't in any way mean Extra Tomatoes. This happens almost every time I go out to eat.

6. Screaming at Children.....Don't scream at your children in public. You look like a fool and its not really helping the situation now is it?

7. Tapping on my Desk......STOP ALREADY! I cant stand it when everyone who works here thinks that they have to tap or slap or bang on my desk as they walk by. Keep your hands to yourself! Especially when I have a migraine!

8. My Hands......I cant STAND it if my hands are sticky, dirty or dry. It make me want to scream.

9. Nosey Neighbors.....Why do they always have to stare every single time I step outside. I could be going to my car, or throwing trash out, it don't matter cause everything I do I have eyes watching me from across the street. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! I don't watch you people, cause I don't care what your doing.

10. Sitting close to the bathroom.......Where I sit I can hear the going ons in the bathroom! EWWWWW! I so don't want to know your bathroom problems.

11. Check out Lanes.....Just because I'm buying dog food doesn't mean I want to know about your dog eats. I don't care.

12. People who say, "You never call me".....Ummm maybe cause I don't want to talk to you, have you ever thought of that. Of course not.

13. People who think they know all about me.......Wrong. You don't.

14. Being tossed aside.....Every time you get a girlfriend doesn't mean you have the right to toss me out of your over and over. One day I might actually get tired of the way you treat me. I'm supposed to be your BF. Well start acting like you care and that you want me around.

15. Blocking FB.....That doesn't just annoy me, it pisses me off. Either give me work to do or unblock FB.

16. Obama....Just the name annoys me...

17. "Can I help you find anything".....I hate hearing that. They don't have to say it, I never did. When I need help, I'll be sure to let you know.

18. Greeting people....In church when its that time to stand up and shake people hands. I hate that part.

19. Loud Music.....I must be getting old. I cant stand it when there is that stupid loud bumping music being played as loud as it can be played. I don't care to know what your listening to either if your in the car next to me or in the neighborhood. If it happens in the neighborhood, well I'm that person who is always calling the police or the Land Lady.

20. Guitar Playing.......I absolutely hate it when my husband plays his guitar. I hate it. It makes me want to scream...wait I do usually scream.

Real Age

“What age are you if you weren’t told what age you really are?”


You Act Like You Are 20 Years Old

You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.
You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.
The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

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Calendar Age
27.4 Difference
+3.7 RealAge
31.1

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Brown Bear Brown Bear

"What was your favorite childhood book?"




I remember this book being read to me. I was in Kindergarden. After it was read to us, each day we had a color sheet of one of the animals. When we had all of the pages colored we had our own Brown Bear Brown Bear book.
I can't believe that I remember that. Funny what a topic makes you think of and remember.
That book is still my favorite childrens book.

Childhood Day

"You can go back to your childhood for one day. What day and age will you choose?"

I bust though Mama Yarbourghs screen door and let it slam behind me. I then hear, "Don't let the door slam." I giggle, because I know that I will let it happen again...because I love the sound that it makes.
I run out into the yard. What a beautiful day. The sun is shining the flowers are blooming and all the family is here.
There is Papaw Yarbourgh, his mouth full of chewing tobaccky. There is cousin David chasing Christy with a snake. Papaw Griffin is sitting with the other men folk and they are just a talking. All my cousins are everywhere playing. Shawn, Josh and Jeremy are over on that tank...pretending its a train.
I run to the tree in the front yard with the thick vine that makes for a great swing. I climb on and swing. A cousin races by..."hey, I want to swing!" I jump off and go find cousin Jennifer. We decide we ARE going to eat those green apples off the the apple tree over yonder. "Don't eat those apples" warns Mama Griffin, "you will get a belly ache." We eat them anyways...but don't tell her that our belly's really do hurt.
"Time to eat" Papa Griffin says the prayer.
Food is piled up on every flat surface. Sweet Ice Tea and Root Beer to drink.
I get me a plate of Mama Yarbourghs chicken n' dumplins and one of Mama Griffins biscuits and put honey on it. I go and sit with the other cousins.
Eatin is done, time to go back and play. We decide to play baseball in Aunt Betty's field. "Batter up"
I need to pee. So Mama Griffin takes me to the back porch where the white bucket is. She has to hold on to me so my bottom doesn't fall through. "Mama, when is Papaw Yarbourgh gonna get the bathroom inside finished building?"
"Who wants ice cream?" "I do" well all yell. We all take turns to turn the ice cream bucket. Homemade, fresh vanilla goodness.
The women folk clean the kitchen and the men folk go for a walk in the fields and down by the pond. Us cousins play a game of tag.
Man its time to rest. We see those watermelons in the ice chest when we looked to see if there was anything to drink in them. Yummy! "I want watermelon" "Me too" "Hey Me too"
Mama Yarbourgh and Mama Griffin cut the watermelons...We sit under that big shade tree and eat our watermelon while the juice runs down our chin.
Its about dusk now...time to huge everyone goodbye. Well see them soon enough.
I huge my Mama and Papaw Yarbourgh. They are the best at giving hugs.
I get in the car with my Mama and brother. We all wave goodbye.

What a great day to go back to. It was nice seeing Mama and Papaw Yarbourgh and cousin David. I sure have missed them over the years.

Cross or Not

So there I was, sitting in that same car again...but with different people. How did I get here with them.

I'm sitting in the drivers seat. I start the car and pull forward. Not so bad, I can do this. But why am I so worried?

The scenery that I'm passing is new to me. Am I going a different route this time?

The other two people in the car are speaking to one another but not to me, its like they don't even know I'm there in the car with them. But they have to know, I mean come on....I'm the one driving.

The worry that I had been feeling becomes greater. I'm afraid, but don't know why. I need to turn the car around but I don't.

I suddenly find that I know where I am at. I've been here before. A coldness comes over me.

I round the curve and that's when I see it.

That old wooden bridge. Its the only way to pass over that rushing water below.

I want to turn around but I cant. Its like I'm being pulled.

I stop the car before actually crossing.

I sit and stare at what is before me. Do I cross and take the chance of the bridge collapsing under the weight of my car. Or do I just sit here and wait....forever.

I'm cold and shaking and I can imagine what will happen when I cross over.

The wood will creek and then break...then we and the car will fall down below. I know it will happen. I can feel it.

I start to pull forward, knowing my fate.

Something I do Well

"What is something you do well?"

I think the thing I do well most is being a sister. I take the job very seriously.
I am and will be there for my two Brothers and one Sister anytime without fail. They need a ride, a babysitter, money, a place to stay, someone to talk to, and if they need someone to listen. I don't judge them, I stand beside them. If I don't like a decision they have made, I let them know but I will also let them learn from their mistakes and not say, I told you so.
When they hurt, I hurt. We are all close and open with each other. As we should be.
I am there to clap and give prise when they do well. And let them be when they need space.
I love them for who they are. I love them unconditional.