Constipation

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:


"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank & Chris Dodd."


If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.